Wedding Toasts to the Bride and Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Toasts to the Bride and GroomThe Upper HandThe following tidbit began a wonderful and own(prenominal) drink in to the bride and groom John, take Emilys hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time youll perpetually have the upper hand Toilet RollLet us all hope and pray that your married life is like this toilet surcharge - soft, strong and ever so vast.Never Lie, Cheat, and DrinkMay you never lie, bewray or drink. But if you must lie, lie with each other. And if you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink with us for we all love you and wish you both the love and happiness of which you deserve. Let Us ToastLet us toast the health of the bride, let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the priest who tied. And Id personally like to toast every guest in the room. Swear, Steal, LieMay you swear, steal, and lie.Swear by all thats good and true. Steal away your cares and sorrows. An d lie in the arms of the one you love. Live as spacious as you want May you both live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. Todays recognizeMay the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future. Love that GrowsI give away the love you both have in each others eyes and as your love grows for one another, may you look back on this day and manage this is when you loved each other the least. Leave It To The ExpertIll be toasting the bride and groom with Shakespeares sonnets. Shakespeares sonnet 18 for the brideShall I compare thee to a summers day? pace art more lovely and more temperateRough winds do shake the darling buds of May,And summers lease hath all too short a get outSometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,And often is his gold complexion dimmdAnd every fair from fair sometime declines,By chance or natures changing course untrimmdBut thy eternal summer shall not fadeNor lose possession of that f air thou owestNor shall Death brag thou wanderst in his shade,When in eternal lines to time thou growestSo long as men can breathe or eyes can see,So long lives this and this gives life to thee.Shakespeares sonnet 53 for the groom